Dick Diaries: Season 1 #02 - 'Beto El Cabezón'

One dick at a time, until we're done.

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Hello Readers,

Tom here, and welcome to our second installment in our affectionately titled new series, Dick Diaries: One Dick at a Time, Until We’re Done.

Abi and I were a lot more x-rated when we started GAYLETTER as a weekly newsletter, way back when. This was largerly because we were drunk, and or high, when we wrote most of the first few year’s worth of newsletters. I also think there was less censorship back then. In full transparency, this series took weeks of emailing with Substack and their trust and safety team, to ensure it wouldn’t be labelled “explicit,” which would cause us to lose our ‘discoverability’ and our place in the leaderboards. They were actually very collaborative, but we had to make some concessions, i.e. no photos of dicks, only illustrations. In retrospect, that turned out to be a more interesting and creative challenge for our subjects. I mean, how unique can you really get with a dick pic? (I know some of you would love to prove me wrong on that claim).

Our next Dick Diary features Beto El Cabezón (Beto with the Big Head). Beto is cut, 7” in length and 5” in girth and his owner jerks him off between 7-15 times a week. (If anyone has a better word to describe the person attached to a dick, please share it in the comments, '“owner” sounds kind of intense).

Beto did not hold back with his answers. So thank you Beto. You and your big head will forever have a special place in our hearts.

FYI, like we did with last week’s diary, we’ll reveal who Beto belongs to at the bottom of the post. Also, this week we are putting most of the interview behind a pay break, ‘cos creating this series took many weeks of work mama…and we don’t think we should have to do that for free. While we’re not trying to save the rainforests over here — we really put a lot of effort into finding these delightful dicks.

To infinity and beyond!

xoxo

Tom (& Abi)

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☑️ How should we address your penis?

Beto El Cabezón (Beto with the Big Head)

📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

L: 7in G: 5in

✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?

I’m happy to be cut because it accentuates my head, my best feature.

✏️ Please draw a picture of Beto and paste it below?

💯 If cut, is it a clean cut, are you happy with it?

I love my Channing Tatum look: buzzed cut that makes heads look swole like a potato. 

🪞 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I sometimes wish I could contract my head upon entry as it’s occasionally challenging for some holes. You need plenty of silicon lube to play with me.

😠 Sensitive soul or do you like it rough?

It depends on who I’m playing with. I am tender with my partner to show him love. I like playful roughness with one night stands and at sex parties. I like the thrill of exploring new kinks, which is why I’m pledging for a leather club.

🕳️ Last hole you entered, where, when, who?