Dick Diaries: Season 1 #03 - 'Thumper 🐰'

One dick at a time until we're done

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Hello Readers,

Welcome to our next Dick Diary! This week’s peen truly proves that size has no baring on personality. ‘Thumper 🐰’ is cut, 5.5 inches long, and 4 inch in girth, and he’s quite the busy d. Thumper is jerked off 15-20 times a week. Oh my!

Thumper also created one of our most detailed drawings to date. It’s a true work of art.

Please enjoy our conversation with this delightful D below.

FYI, in true Dick Diaries tradition, we reveal who Thumper belongs to at the bottom of the post.

xoxo

Tom & Abi

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☑️ How should we address your penis?

My spirit animal is a bunny so his name is: Thumper 🐰.

📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

5.5 inches, 4 inch girth, and after some extensive visual comparison, I guess I would say it looks like one of those long stemmed mushrooms with the little caps.

✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?

Cut and I am pretty happy with it. I think it suits me. The extra skin seems like it would be a hassle and I am grateful to not have to think about that - although I have been curious what it feels like.

📸 Celebrity crush? Please paste below a photo of the last famous person to make your blood start pumping:

I don't listen to his music..and I don’t think I would call it a crush… but I did like his hole pic. 🤷🏼‍♂️

🕳️ Last hole you entered, where, when, who?

Does jerking off through the fly of my boxer shorts count as a hole? Because I did that last week. Otherwise, I fantasize about hole more than I explore it - although I have tried. It just hasn’t felt right because I am not inclined to be dominant towards others. Plus I am attached to a pretty petite body that is often in the role of the hole - and loves it. Which actually begs the question, will there be a hole diaries?

😊 Where are you happiest?

Free to wiggle in my favorite pair of vintage blue nylon track shorts, or pressed against the mattress in the early morning while I am hard is also a great place to be. The sensation of stretching out and feeling the friction on my head is like the most satisfying ‘itch’ to scratch.

✏️ Please draw a picture of Thumper and paste it below?