Dick Diaries: Season 1 #04 - 'Humpty Dumpty'

One dick at a time until we're done

See the ❤️ icon above? Touch it, tap it, give it what it wants.

Hello Readers,

Welcome to the latest installment in our first season of Dick Diaries. In this edition we meet Humpty Dumpty. Humpty never really explains why he calls himself that, but by the look of his drawing, I might have a few guesses….

Humpty has some heft to him and is a self-proclaimed “needy dick.” Those are qualities I think we can all respect in a peen.

Please enjoy our conversation with Humpty below.

xoxo

Tom (& Abi)

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☑️ How should we address your penis?

Humpty Dumpty.

📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

 16cm long/12cm girth

✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?

Uncut, and fucking happy about it.

🪞 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

 Not to be such a needy dick.

😠 Sensitive soul or do you like it rough?

 Everything, everywhere, all at once.

🎥 Please paste a photo of the famous person to first make you stand up straight when you were a teenager:

🕳️ Last hole you entered, where, when, who?

Mouth, bedroom, this morning, my boyfriend.

🫶 Who was the last person who treated you right, and what did they do?

 The artist who made me cum after he drew me for this interview.

✏️ Please paste your drawing of Humpty below?