Dick Diaries: Season 1 #05 - 'Pillow Penis'

One dick at a time until we're done

See the ❤️ icon? Give it a tap. Why? Cos if you wanna a Bugatti, you gotta work Bitch.

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Hello Readers,

Welcome to another Dick Diary. We took a break last week because we had some photos we wanted to share from Julian Zigerli’s fashion show. But WE’RE BACK. In this edition we meet Pillow Penis, no, not pillow princess, Pillow Penis. Two very different things. Don’t get it twisted.

Pillow Penis has a confidence about himself. He knows what he wants (hole) and he’s cares about pleasing his partners. Good for you Pillow Penis! We can also wholeheartedly endorse his current celebrity crush.

Please enjoy our conversation with Pillow Penis below.

xoxo

Tom (& Abi)

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☑️ How should we address your penis?

Pillow Penis.

📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

When I am soft I’m about four inches, and when I get hard I’m almost six inches. My girth is about 3.5 inches and I’m a straight shaped penis! While I’m not massive, don’t get it twisted though, I like hole, and have always believed that as long as you know how to please your partner, then that’s what really matters!

✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?

I am cut, but I’ve often wondered what I would look like uncut. I can’t say if I’m happy or unhappy with what was done, but I am who I am. When I was younger, I would pull my shaft skin down to try to imagine what I would look like uncut.

📸 Celebrity crush? Please paste below a photo of the last famous person to make your blood start pumping:

My steady celebrity crush is NBA player Kyle Kuzma. I think he is very sexy, successful, and I like to daydream about his booty. I also like that he flexes his style off the court. When I start to think about him taking off his jersey though, I get a little stiffer.

💦 Do you have any tips for lasting longer during sex, or are you more of a 'quick draw' type of penis? 

I like to change up activities during sex to last as long as possible. I love being teased so foreplay is important to me. After that maybe I’ll fuck their hole for awhile before frotting together. I like a little edging before I finish either in, or on my partner.

🕳️ Last hole you entered, where, when, who?