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Hello Readers,
Welcome to the latest installment in our first season of Dick Diaries. In this edition we meet ‘The Driver’. Great name. Very evocative. It’s giving 90’s TV drama series starring Dylan Mcdermott, “This week on…The Driver.”
I know I sound like a major size queen, but damn, take a peep at his sketch below. The Driver is heavy, hungry and uncut. We’re into it.
This is the last dick diary for season 1. But we will be back soon enough with more, along with another series we are working on exclusively for the newsletter.
Please enjoy our conversation with the friendly dick below.
xoxo
Tom (& Abi)
☑️ How should we address your penis?
I call him ‘The Driver.’
📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?
I have been hanging on to my person (I call him The Handler) for a little over 30 years. I’m well above average when I’m excited, and hang nicely when I’m not. I kind of curve like a long banana – I’m a handful, too. The Handler takes a lot of pictures of me, I’m sure you can ask him to show you one.
✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?
No trimming here, I’m uncut. And I love it. I’m always cozy, warm, and kept safe. I have a hoodie everywhere I go.
😊 Where are you happiest?
Hanging freely on the nude beach.
✌️ If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wish I wasn’t so easy to please.
❤️ Who was the last person who treated you right, and what did they do?
A friend in Massachusetts knew I needed it rough and invited me over for a visit. He tied me up and put a ring around my shaft . He edged me relentlessly and used a vibrating wand that almost ended me. I vividly remember an orgasm that I thought would never end.
✏️ Please draw your D below.
🕳️ Last hole you entered, where, when, who?
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