Dick Diaries: “🦺 What sexual fantasy you would still love to fulfill?”
Also, Happy Valentine's Day: we've been watching you while you sleep...
Happy Valentine’s Day. Have we ever told you how much we like you? We are dangerously in love. Obsessed! We are watching you while you eat, sleep and shower. We hacked your phone and slashed the tires of that slut you keep flirting with at the gym. We can’t get enough you.
We are so into you we wanted to share a V day offer you won’t be able to refuse.
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