Dick Diaries: Season 2 #08 - 'David & Little Beef'

One dick at a time until we're done.

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Hello Readers,

Welcome to our post Xmas, pre NYE Dick Diary!

This is a liminal time of year where most people take a break, or keep the posting schedule light, not us. I am spending time with family, and my dad is not well, so to escape the very reasonable, but still uncomfortable, feelings that a situation like this brings out, I am diving head first into editing this week’s Dick Diary.

Using dick as a distraction — it’s not the first time, and I doubt it will be the last!

Lucky for you, this week’s diary is one of our best.

Please meet ‘Little Beef’ who belongs to David. David has had some wild times with Little Beef. We were glad he was willing to share some of the more spicy moments with us.

You might recognize David — he and his ‘Little Beef’ are kind of a big deal on *cough *cough OnlyFans. If he’s new to you, then you’ll likely be inclined to learn more about him after reading his diary. Don’t worry, we’ll share all his links at the bottom of the story.

xoxo

Tom & Abi

P.S. These diaries take A LOT of work to put together, there’s research, outreach, lots of emailing back and forth, editing, designing images…you get the gist. We love doing them. But we also believe in the principle of paying people for the work they do, especially creative work.

If you feel the same way please consider supporting our work by upgrading to a paid membership. This way you can read them in their full glory! Plus access to our FULL archive and all the new posts we’ll be sharing.

The first two weeks are on us!

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Thanks for reading our Dick Diaries. Here are some others you might like: Mark, Patch Evans, Quinn & his Ramming Rod, Jarred, Gabe, Troy, Cole, Jimmy Jimmy Cocoa Puff, Beto El Cabezón, Pillow Penis, Humpty Dumpty, The Driver, Thumper.

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David & Little Beef

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📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

7” length & the girth I would say is about 5.5”. The shape is consistent through and through (like not a baseball batt shape or cone shape. Evenly thick from the head to the base).

☔ How do you feel about condoms? Are you a fan or do you prefer to go raw?

Raw is law for me - that being said, it’s super important to get tested frequently and look into other available measures to protect yourself if you are a dog like me.

Please provide us with a name for your penis.

Little Beef 😝

✏️ Please draw a picture of your d below: