Dick Diaries: Season 2 - #05 'Mark & Bo'

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Welcome to Season 2, Episode #05 of Dick Diaries.

This week, we meet Mark and his penile pal ‘Bo’. Mark is 23, and from the U.K. He runs a pretty spicy twitter account that we may or may not have spent some time scrolling through, for research purposes of course.

Here’s what we learned from reading his diary:

• His first celebrity crush was a young Jason Momoa.

• Mark has fisted multiple guys, and is ready to take a fist himself. (Love that for him).

• He jerks off at least 15 times per week, for an average of twice a day. (strong wrists!)

• He’s fucked in a Ferrari. (Jealous)

Please enjoy Mark's diary below.

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Tom & Abi

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☑️ What do you call your dick?

My friend and I once sat and decided to name our members. I came up with the name “Bo” and I can’t actually remember why, haha.

📓 Give us your stats, length and girth?

Length: 7 inches. Girth: 5 inches. Shape: straight with no curves.

💦 How many times do you jerk off each week?

I don’t really count to be honest but I’d say on average 15 times a week. Bored? Have a wank. Bit sad? Have a wank. Horny? Have. A. Wank.

✏️ Please draw a picture of your D and paste it below?