Dick Diaries: Season 3 - 'Eric'

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Hello friends,

Happy New Year!

Welcome to the first Dick Diary of 2025.

This week we met Eric. Eric has a fat slong and a crush on Mario Lopez.

Please enjoy Eric’s diary below!

xoxo

Tom

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Hi Eric!

1. 📚 Give us your stats. Length, girth and shape? 😜

7 inches with a 5 inches girth, is a pretty handsome fella tbh. Thick and easy to handle and leaned to the left, but overall photogenic.