Dick Diaries: Season 3 - 'Kerosene'

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Hello friends and fellow dick lovers,

Welcome to the Dick Diary of Wussy Magazine editor Kerosene.

Kerosene took a surrelist dada-esq approach to his diary.

So, what if anything, did we learn about Kerosene:

• He’s currently in his “Que Sera Sera” era.

• Raw is law, but no glove no love.

• He is attracted to swamp creatures and evil super villains

Please enjoy.

xoxo

Tom

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Associate Editor: Tannon Reckling

1. 📚 Give us your stats. Length, girth and shape? 😜

Wider than Victoria Lake. Taller than the Empire State. Hyperbolic paraboloid.

2. ✂️ Cut or uncut? Are you happy with what was or wasn’t done?🍆

Cut. Folks always say “sweet dick bro, who did your circ?” when I’m unloading at the piss trough, so I guess it’s in good standing.

3. ☕️ How do you pamper your peen? 🕯

Black market hobgoblin serum, leech therapy.